STAR PRAYERS
Aries – Dear God, please give me patience... and could you do it right now?
Taurus – Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.
Gemini – Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?
Cancer – Dear God!!!
Leo – Yes?
Virgo – Dear God, please make us perfect and don’t mess it up like You did the last time.
Libra – Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what do you think is best?
Scorpio – Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even though the b*****ds don’t deserve it!
Sagittarius – Dear Lord, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times, help me stop exaggerating.
Capricorn – Dear God! I’d like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time ago not to rely on anyone else!
Aquarius – Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!!
Pisces – Dear Lord, as long as I’m going to drink this bottle of wine tonight, please use the
stimulation for Thy glory.
